Jokes::

Joke # 1:
Teacher: Ramalingam, Stand up! and give me an example of an amphibian
Ramesh: Sir! an example of an amphibian is a Frog
Teacher: Ok. Now give me an example of another amphibian
Ramesh: Sir!, another example of an amphibian is another frog

Joke # 2:
Common Person: Sardar Ji! aap kitne padhe ho?
Sardar Ji: BA
Common Person: Are bas do letters padhe ho aur woh bhi ulte.

Joke # 3:
Teacher: tell me the height of mount Everest
Shyam: i don't know sir
Teacher : then stand up
Shyam: why sir? if I stand up on the bench will I be able to see the Mt. Everest?

Joke # 4:
Father: A for Apple
Son: i (Softly) - Apple
Father: ( loudly )- Jor So Bolo
Son : Jai Mata Di

Joke # 5:
patient: (fall in love with a nurse and said to her) - "I Love U, u have stolen my heart"
Mirse: (innocently) - "no no, we have stolen your kidney only"

Joke # 6:
Father: "Yati thorai marks ? tin/char thappad hirkaunu panre ?"
Son: "Ho dad,hirkaunu parne , jau maile dekheko chhu sir ka ghar"